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01. AWTHUMFETHT DEUXXX

Awthumfetht Deuxxx, the cosmological msterpiece of entertainment events, is coming to Austin TX on March 18, 2007:

WHAT: Awthumfetht Deuxxx
WHEN: March 18, 2007 - come gather at 3pm, performances at 4pm
WHERE: The Big Orange, 1303 E. 4th, Austin TX
WHO: performers include Yip Yip, Juiceboxxx, Wonder Jam Twins, Metakartagraphy, MVSCLZ, Happysucky, Trillogy, VORP, Destroyed for Comfort, Pataphysics, Gary Barftits Damnhall, Low Red Center, Medio Mutante, Tiger Meat, Dromez
WHO ELSE: DJ Radicon, DJ Care Bearz + visual art by Chad A., Seth Nemec, Mikeyawesome
WHY: LYKE WHY NOT

02. THE AWTHUM FAMILY

ASSACRE

Chico y Chico

Cry Blood Apache

02. MULTIMEDIA DISTRIBUTION (updated March 11. 07)

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ARCHEOPTERYX "10 Years of Friendship" 10" - $6
2-piece from the SF Bay Area featuring 13 tracks of intense rhythm driven math/spazztunes in the vein of Lightning Bolt or Hella. Recorded by Judah Nagler of the Velvet Teen and his brother Ephraim.
> myspace.com/archeopteryx

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ASSACRE "Fantastic Illusions Worth Dying For" CDR - $6.66
one man fantasy/extreme/homo metal sound collage futuristic spazzfest from Austin, TX
> www.assacre.com
> myspace.com/assacre

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AUNT'S ANALOG "Joy" CDR - $5
ecstatic paranormal composed in the early bits of sunrise hypernoise from Austin TX
> myspace.com/auntsanalog
> instinctorecords.com

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CRY BLOOD APACHE "Performing Diversion Acrobatics" CD - $6
15 tracks of hypnotic echo dream pop songs, definitely from the future (aka Austin, TX).
> myspace.com/crybloodapache
> www.geocities.com/blackkwainbow/

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EXTREME ANIMALS "Music, the Great Communicator" CDR - $6
Extreme Animals are the neopolitan ice cream of neoclassical Neo from the Matrix dance music band. Featuring our friends from the super art cuties Paper Rad. Comes with free alien hacky sack.
> paperrad.org/extreme
> rf-da.com

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FORTRESS OF AMPLITUDE "Loom of Doom" CDR - $6
Two songs, 48 minutes. This is a totally epic atmospheric lofi nightmarish minimal haunted house of a CD that sounds like Sesame Street entering a mysterious vortex of light and sound. Featuring Dave from the Paper Rad art ant hill.
> rf-da.com/fortress.html

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FUTURISTIC PUKE "License to Grind" CDR - $6
Tom from myspace describes these guys as "A robotic dolphin puking the alphabet through a dead body." Awthum thinks they're brilliant. Limited copies!
> myspace.com/futuristicpuke

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GYM MAT NAP "Convulsion" 3" CDR - $5
mashed up electronic bits of historical partakings into the destroyed beautiful human psyche, from Denton TX
> myspace.com/gymmatnap
> instinctorecords.com

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KNIFE PARTY "???" CDR - $6
"the uber national house band to the black magic castle on ghostweed mountain. based in the crystal citadel knows as austin texas as an unknown subterrainian subterfuge of the above ground regime of cybernetic orcs..."
> www.totallywreck.com
> myspace.com/totallywreck

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LOMA PRIETA "Our LP is your EP" 12" - $6
10 minutes of "deerhoof but brutal" explosive jams on a one sided 12"
> myspace.com/lomaprieta

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MAVIS CONCAVE "Ghost Life" CDR - $6
hyper gabber/speed noise futuristic ecstasy from Cincinnatti, OH - all live recordings
> myspace.com/mavisconcave

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MOOTHART "The Worst Vice is Advice" CD - $10
screamy pound your fist into the dancefloor hypercore from Salem OR
> www.moothartxcore.com
> myspace.com/moothart

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NARWHALZ "The Church of the Pom Wizzard" CDR - $6
seriously rad video game cutups & Saturday morning cartoon doom jams. Rad handmade fuzzy cover (complete w/ googly eyes)
> myspace.com/narwhalsofsound
> www.dotcomandshit.org

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NARWHALZ "A Static Rainbow: Blue " tape - $4
eat this tape for breakfast with a side of french fries, tin foil, and mystic tree bark for a fun cutenoise 8bit adventure you will sure not 4get
> myspace.com/narwhalsofsound
> www.dotcomandshit.org

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NARWHALZ "Mt. Hater Free Zone" tape - $4
exploding reality 8bit fruit zombies of sound and light from Richmond, VA
> myspace.com/narwhalsofsound
> www.dotcomandshit.org

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THE POPE "I Fucking Hate These Right Wing Mother Fuckers" live CDR - $5
Intense rock session by this brutal tag-team recorded live in a mosque for Blackk Wainbow! Artwork done by The Pope themselves, featuring the coming of the anti-christ in child form. Limited to 17 copies!
> www.geocities.com/blackkwainbow/

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RF-DA "Cheer Up!" mix CDR - $6
Have you ever dreamed about jamming all over Shaq? About catching that pass to score the winning touch down? Future-sent RF-DA brings you "Cheer Up!" to provide a soundtrack for your next all night electrolyte mosh fest. I joined the cheerleading team just tog et a free copy of this record.
> rf-da.com

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SEAN "Singers ruin perfectly good bands" CD - $8
spazzy drums & synth grindcore duo from Seattle
> myspace.com/seangrindcore

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SET ON WHORE "Classic Whore / The Black Prom " double CDR - $11
Amazing double CDR set from Texas noise avant garde fun factor SET ON WHORE. Comes with hand spraypainted art, pornographic interior. And oh yes, this was created in very limited copies. Grab quickly.
> myspace.com/setonwhore

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SPARKLE GIRL "The Organization of Appearances" 3" mini-CDR - $3
This 3 INCH CDR is limited to 20 copies.  Folded paper inserts printed with black text question the meaning and value of artistic works, their legitimacy, and their power to produce recognition of their own quality.  This is deep, fuzzed out, subliminal swamp sonography.  Simon and G. get screwed and chopped.  Schopenhauer speaks.  Lies pile up like snowdrifts. Hand-numbered, homemade-an impudent vintage.
> myspace.com/sparklegirlnoise

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SPARKLE GIRL/LIQUEFIED "Will Kill For Change" split CDR - $4
This is noise speciality servants Sparkle Girl's CDR split with Seattles's enigmatic yet infamous free jazz/noise freakout ensemble the Liquefied. "Will Kill For Change" is limited to 100 copies in collage-art sleeves designed by artist Nate Lincoln.  Nate Lincoln uses and endorses Laser Sauce.
> myspace.com/sparklegirlnoise

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STEERS "SteerS" CDR - $6
Austin, TX's favorite genre bending unpredictably heavy noise rock that will make you punch yourself in the eyeballz
> myspace.com/steers

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WEIRDING WAY "Panspermia" CD - $7
Arrakeen sci-fi grind from Las Vegas
> myspace.com/weirdingway

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WIZARD "Summerallion 2k6" zine - $5
rad comics and drawings by superstar bro Brian from Narwhalz fame!! Hand silkscreened cover and limited copies made!
> myspace.com/narwhalsofsound
> www.dotcomandshit.org

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THE ZANZIBAR SNAILS "Introdewcing..." CDR - $6 NEW!
limited edition CDR from these Denton, TX drone kings, featuring beautiful moody moments of free jazz and wobbling, wibbling, wozzling slam dunks of droney goodness. Recorded live at Counter Culture Vintage in Dallas, TX. Rad hand printed artwork.
> myspace.com/zanzibarsnails

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ZOM ZOMS "One Brain" CD - $8
hyper-bizarro synth zolo rock from Austin, TX
> www.tubezomzoms.com
> myspace.com/zomzoms

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all prices include shipping to the usa, outside world plz add $3 to order

zyklonian warriorz receieve additional 6666% off purchase, email 4 detailz

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SOLD OUT/OUT OF PRINT:

CRY BLOOD APACHE "s/t" tape
HARA-KARI KITTY "Android Fireball V2 Batzz Remixed & Revamped" CDR
OBLONG BOYS "Pizzazarama Universe" CD
SLUMBER TROLL "Homelesss a Tape" Tape

THE BABYS LUNCH/FIZZY DINO POP split tape
WHOS JEALOUS "Summer of No Regrets" tape
WOODEN WAND AND THE VANISHING VOICE "Angel Hair" CDR

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03. CONTACT INFORMATION

questions, observations about the universe etc:

omg@awthum.com

The Awthum Megaplex : 512.782.9663

Physical Mailbox:

Awthum Records
c/o Ben Aqua
PMB# 389
3005 South Lamar Blvd., Suite D-109
Austin, TX 78704-4785
USA

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